Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Unsocial networking

I love my facebook.  Yes I do.  But I think there should be some etiquette, for a lack of a better word.   My top three pet peeves (at least for this week)

1)  For those of you who rant on and on about that "someone" stating only random things...STOP IT!  Have the balls to tell the person to his/her face how they have wronged you, lied to you, treated you wrong, blah blah blah....why the hell tell us?  Are you hoping that that particular person will read it?  If that's the way they person has done you why are they your fb friend to begin with?  Unfriend them and move on and leave everyone else out of your drama!

2)  For those of you who have this incessant need to take a pic of everything you eat/cook.  We all know you're just trying to upstage those of use that are a little bit more challenged with the workings of that big silver thing with all those buttons and the fold out seat that is stuck in our kitchen.  Our (my) spouses read our facebook page and then there is the unrealistic expectation that they should eat this way too.  Like mac & cheese is not good enough all of a sudden.  But ok, take your pics, we'll endure it, but please, for the love of Ricky Bobby, DO NOT start showing us how it ends up.

3)  Songs/videos/Youtube.  Let's see who can post the most video/songs in one minute.  I get you like music, it's noted in your profile.  I beg you...stop with the 20 listings of your favorite songs.  You see for those of us who have better things to do, like work, we check our fb on the awesome smart-phone, and you have now overloaded our little bitty screen and we have to scroll thru all your crap before we find something a little more useful, like a shoe sale someone has noted.

Good grief...